I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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