good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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