I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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