i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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