We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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