You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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