White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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