Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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