She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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