Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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