So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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