Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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