i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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