i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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