i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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