And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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