He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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