As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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