oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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