I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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