I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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