just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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