is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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