Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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