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i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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