Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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