So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
They left me at home... I'm a liability
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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