Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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