we're chasing vodka with high fives
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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