What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Actions speak louder than pants.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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