you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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