So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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