last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's never too late to be topless.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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