I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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