Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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