can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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