you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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