He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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