so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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