try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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