Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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