i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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