I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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