pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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