: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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