people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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