Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
