i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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