Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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