What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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