Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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