in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
tell me about the fingering
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